True or false: paws and Claus are the ultimutt holiday dynamic duo. If you said true, you’ll definitely want to combine your love for all things canine and Christmas with dog puns. These punny phrases and social media captions have you rolling over with laughter, plus, there’s no question they’ll get you in the howliday spirit.
Dog Puns on Christmas Sayings
Looking for a punny play on a classic Christmas saying? We’ll take your Santa Paws and raise you a Fa-la-la-la-la-la-Labrador! Use these phrases in greeting cards, Facebook posts, or as well-wishes when a pack of carolers stops by with their own furry little yelper.
- Happy Howlidays
- Yappy Holidays
- Furry Christmas
- Merry Woofmas
- Bark, the herald angels sing!
- Walking in a winter wonderlab.
- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell bark.
- On the furst day of Christmas, my puppy gave to me…
- Dachshund through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh!
- Furry and bright.
- Santa Paws is coming to town.
- Feliz Navidog!
- Jingle paws, jingle paws, jingle all the way
Christmas Dog Jokes Yule Absolutely Love
Jokes are excellent ice breakers for those awkward moments of tension around the holiday dinner table. Did someone just show up uninvited? Can’t remember your cousin’s date’s name? Fill the silence with a punny Christmas dog joke everyone will howl at.
- Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a snowman?
- A: Frostbite
- Q: What is a dog’s favorite Christmas carol?
- A: Bark, the herald angels sing.
- Q: Why did the naughty dog get coal in their stocking?
- A: They had a bit of a ruff year.
- Q: What is a dog’s favorite dish at Christmas dinner?
- A: The mashed pawtatoes!
- Q: What is Jack Frost’s dog’s favorite trick?
- A: Nipping at your nose
- Q: What did the dog say to Santa Claus?
- A: I’ve been a furry good dog this year.
Happy Howliday Wishes with Dog Puns
Sending your dog-loving friends a holiday greeting just got way less ruff. Share one of these punny dog Christmas wishes to spread the joy.
- We woof you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
- Have yourself a furry little Christmas
- Happy holidays from Santa’s little yelper!
- Hope you have a barking good Christmas, from my furry family to yours.
- Furry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
- Feliz navidog y feliz año nuevo!
- It’s the most wonderfur time of the year, and I can’t wait to spend it with you.
- Ho, ho, ho-liday biscuits to all the good doggies!
- Wishing you a howliday full of tail wags and belly rubs.
- Merry Christmas to the pawesome dog who stole my heart.
- Feliz navidog, próspero año y felicidad.
- Wishing you pugs and kisses this holiday season!
- Hope you have the ultimutt Christmas holiday!
Dressing your dog up in an ugly sweater or Santa outfit is super cute, but just make they're OK with it first. If they get stressed at all, remove the costume and settle for some decorations in the background. It'll stil be festive!
Punny Dog Christmas Captions Filled with Jingles of Cheer
Posting pics of your canine bestie is a must this holiday season, but where can you find a cute Christmas dog caption that’s as cute as your fur child? We’ve got you covered. Whether it’s a photo of them in front of the tree or engaging in some hilarious snow zoomies, these captions will fetch all the likes.
- “Alright everyone, I’m ready to sleigh the day!”
- Here’s Santa’s little yelper, reporting for duty!
- With all these fur children, I’m having a very Hairy Christmas this year, and I wouldn’t have it any other way! #alliwantforchristmasisdogs
- “Yule be sorry if you don’t put me on the nice list this year, Santa…”
- I’m having myself a furry little Christmas, complete with slobbery kisses and doggy cuddles.
- The snuggle is real on Christmas Day. Do we nap on the couch or play out in the snow? Why not both!
- You know we unleashed the howliday spirit this Christmas! Happy holidays from mine to yours.
Share the Joy with Christmas Dog Puns
Spread the holiday joy and laughter to the dog lovers in your life by sharing a delightful Christmas dog pun with them. A well-placed dose of humor can turn a simple greeting into a memorable moment, filling the air with warmth and joy. Whether it's a clever canine quip or a playful pooch-related jest, these Christmas dog puns are sure to bring a smile to the faces of those who hold a special place in their hearts for furry companions. So, go ahead, share the love, and let the festive spirit wag its tail into the hearts of your fellow dog enthusiasts.