29 Re-bark-able Halloween Dog Puns & Jokes

Celebrate howl-oween with these paw-sitively silly dog puns and jokes that'll have you woofing with laughter.

Published September 21, 2023

Howl-oween is right around the corner. What better way to get in hauntingly good spirits than by tickling our funny bones with some tail-wagging puns and jokes? Grab your furry best friend, your favorite pumpkin-spiced drink, and get ready for the ulti-mutt Halloween dog puns. 

Spooktacular Halloween Dog Puns


Halloween dog puns can be so much fun. After all, we love to give people a chuckle, even on the spookiest day of the year. Here are a few to get you started.

  • Dogs are a ghoul's best friend.
  • Your dog looks fetching in their Howl-oween costume.
  • This Halloween, get ready for a night of terrier. 
  • Your pup is goblin up dog treats. 
  • Witch way is it to the pup snacks?
  • Your dog's magic word this Halloween is labra-cadabra. 
  • That dog is a boo-llmastiff.
  • The cutest dog on Halloween is called a zombeagle. 
  • Keep your dog close this Halloween so they don't go to the bark side. 

Silly Halloween Dog Jokes


Try out these silly Halloween dog jokes on your buddies this howl-oween! 

  • Why did the Boxer wear a dress on Halloween? She wanted to look boo-tiful! 
  • Why did the skeleton adopt a dog? He needed some body to love.
  • What do you call someone who gives out treats to dogs? The barktender.
  • Why did the dog win the Halloween contest? Because his costume was re-bark-able.
  • What makes dogs scary on Halloween? They're pawsessed.
  • What poet did the dog dress up as on Halloween? William Shakes-paw.

Funny Dog Jokes To Tell the Fam


Funny dog jokes can be a hit at the neighbor's Halloween party. Just tell a couple of these and you'll have the crowd howling with laughter. 

  • Why didn't the dalmatian wear a costume this Halloween? Because he'd already been spotted.
  • What's a dog's favorite flavor? Pug-kin spice.
  • What do you call a poodle that lives in a haunted house? A boo-dle. 
  • What kind of pet does Dracula have? A bloodhound. 
  • What did the ghost say to the dog on Halloween? I'm all bark and no bite.
  • Why didn't the dog join in the game with the witch? He was afraid she had a trick up her sleeve.
  • What do you call a dachshund on Halloween? A hallo-weiner dog. 
  • What did the dog do when they spotted a Halloween monster? Flea.
  • Why did the dachshund hide on Halloween? Because he was a Hallo-weenie.

Clever Halloween Dog Jokes


Spread Halloween cheer with some clever jokes. Some may bring a chuckle or two, but they're more likely to get your friends' brains turning. 

  • What do you call a dog who's cold on Halloween? A chili-dog. 
  • Why was the dog found every time during Halloween hide-and-seek? His tail wouldn't stop wagging.
  • Why should you bring your dog trick-or-treating? He will never ghost you.
  • What did the two dogs say to one another at the Halloween party? We look fetching. 
  • Why did the owners give their dog a Halloween treat? It was the leashed they could do. 

Use an Icebreaker


Halloween dog jokes and puns are a great way to break the ice at your Halloween gathering. They can be particularly helpful for engaging with people you don't know that well. So, tell a joke or grab a pun, and spark that conversation. Who knows, you may end up meeting your next best friend. 

29 Re-bark-able Halloween Dog Puns & Jokes